HURF BURF

[Mow Joe]

Castlemaine is absolutely the shittest lager I have ever tasted. I've got to devour 5 cans of it before I go out, because it's all we've got in. Give me sympathy, I demand it.

[Jessica Fletcher]

Since when were you so picky about your booze? I'm worried about you.

[Morbid Angel]

Castlevania on the other hand, is pure sex.

[Mow Joe]

Since when were you so picky about your booze? I'm worried about you.

Hey, I didn't say I wasn't going to drink it. I mean, come on.

Castlevania is indeed the sex.

[Dunky]

Not until you've drank a crate of St. Etienne!

[Jessica Fletcher]

Hmh, Castlevania. I've only played the Gameboy one and that was when I was 7 or so, all I remember is that it was hard. I'll have to have a looksie at the others.

[Mow Joe]

Actually, Oranjeboom is pretty fucking awful, too.

[Porvath]

All I have is wine before I go out. Two half-empty bottles off it, as well.

Fucking class on a stick.

[Mow Joe]

Hmh, Castlevania. I've only played the Gameboy one and that was when I was 7 or so, all I remember is that it was hard. I'll have to have a looksie at the others.

Go for Aria of Sorrow on the GBA. Ace game, that is.

[Jessica Fletcher]

Mojo Mojo Mojo. Perhaps you should mix the Castlemaine with the Blossom Hill, and two negatives will make a sexual positive.

And I think Oranjeboom's name makes up for its' rankness.

[Black Velveteen]

grolsch + strawberry milkshake = God jizz.

[Dunky]

But with an awesome name.

EDIT: refering to Oranjeboom, and proving that sexy geniuses always think alike.

[Mow Joe]

I forgot about the Blossom Hill. It's my friend's, but he's on his way to Amsterdam at the moment, the fucker.

[Jessica Fletcher]

Did he take it with him?

[Dunky]

They made Mushrooms illegal here :(

[Mow Joe]

Did he fuck. I claim it in the name of medical science.

[Porvath]

I claim your mum in the name of medical science.

[Mow Joe]

My mum's dead.

[Dunky]

The plot thickens...

[Eddie]

Castlemaine is absolutely the shittest lager I have ever tasted.
Theres a pub around my way and thats one of the only things they sell, awful stuff.

[Dunky]

The plot thickens...
bcz shez FAT

[Porvath]

c====3

[Black Velveteen]

(oYo)

[Porvath]

(l)

[Mow Joe]

PENIS

[Dark Mandy]

Castlemaine is absolutely the shittest lager I have ever tasted. I've got to devour 5 cans of it before I go out, because it's all we've got in. Give me sympathy, I demand it.

Oh, you poor bastard. I've got a crate of fucking Carlsberg to deal with.

[Jessica Fletcher]

Want to swap for some Boddingtons? I hate Boddingtons. There's a shopping trolley full of it in the back garden. We're so common.

[Dunky]

I wanna live like common people!

[Mow Joe]

Haha, I made a new friend today. She's rather breastially endowed, and her living room is full of Manowar CDs. She also had an Epiphone Les Paul. I think I'm going to move in.

[Porvath]

Les Paul is the best use of my name ever.

[Jessica Fletcher]

To her pants?

[Mow Joe]

To her pants?

That's the plan.

She's off out on the piss with us tonight, as well. Time to turn on the patented Dylan charm.

[Porvath]

I, uh, think you'd better re-think your plan.

[Dunky]

Turn it off, it burns!

[Mow Joe]

I, uh, think you'd better re-think your plan.

What, you don't agree with my methods? Seemed to impress you in Vegas.

[Porvath]

WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS, STAYS IN VEGAS.

[Dark Mandy]

She's rather breastially endowed, and her living room is full of Manowar CDs. She also had an Epiphone Les Paul. I think I'm going to move in.

Whoever said more than a handful is a waste was dead wrong.

[Jessica Fletcher]

:(.

[Porvath]

Whoever said more than a handful is a waste was dead wrong.
They just get cumbersome after a certain point.

[Mow Joe]

The more dimiutive of breasts are just as nice, though. It all depends on the look of the person. No, that wasn't just a wishy-washy cop-out.

[Jessica Fletcher]

Well, I'm happy with my A cups, screw you all. I can run without giving myself black eyes.

[Mow Joe]

Well, I'm happy with your face in my A cups

Yes, yes you are.

[Dunky]

They just get cumbersome after a certain point.
Only on men.

[Jessica Fletcher]

Oh you. Your beard tickles.

[Morbid Angel]

My titties are tingling, there must be breast talk going on.

Or I have some sort of disease.

[Porvath]

You gots da shingles.

[Black Velveteen]

IT'S OK STARDUST!

WE CAN BE NON-PORNSTARS TOGETHER!

[lolitaz]

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Bitch.

[Mighty Peng Con]

"Get thee gone, darkness!"

[Brad]

I thought this was recent until I saw the last two posts.