How young is too young?

[Dunky]

When you're desperate?

[Jessica Fletcher]

15.

[Porvath]

Anything under 16. Other than that, it's [she's] fair game.

[Jessica Fletcher]

But ID her. It's not worth the risk.

[Black Velveteen]

11.

[Dunky]

*plot* *scheme*

[Jessica Fletcher]

And how old would you say was too old?

[Porvath]

Richard and Judy.

[Dunky]

I like mums, I do.

[Jessica Fletcher]

Yeah well round here you get mums under 16. Grandmums, even. Maybe.

[Eddie]

Yeah well round here you get mums under 16. Grandmums, even. Maybe.
Rathcoole - its about 15minutes away from Belfast......A One-Child-Policy is coming into effects there sometime soon.

[Mow Joe]

Anything under 16. Other than that, it's [she's] fair game.

Agreed.

[SB]

i never heard that about Belfast but if you are over 18 then under 18 is to young.

[Dunky]

Rathcoole - its about 15minutes away from Belfast......A One-Child-Policy is coming into effects there sometime soon.
DECEIT!
Rathcoole is a suburb of Dublin, west of Tallaght. FART IN YOUR FACE!

[Dunky]

i never heard that about Belfast but if you are over 18 then under 18 is to young.

Well, that dilutes the virgin market.

[SB]

i may be wrong but the Rathcoole near belfast is considered part of Belfast.

[Dunky]

Fine, take ALL our good cities.

[Dunky]

Fine, take ALL our good cities. Bloody unionists.

[SB]

Well, that dilutes the virgin market.

it also stops some 15 year old posing as 18 year old which can lead to getting your ass raped in jail.

[Dunky]

Pish Posh, she's be eternally grateful, is what.

[SB]

i'm sure big hairy Bob would also be grateful when he has a new playtoy in his cell at night.

[Eddie]

i may be wrong but the Rathcoole near belfast is considered part of Belfast.
My mistake.....still a dump though, only been to the place once or twice...I know better!

[SB]

My mistake.....still a dump though, only been to the place once or twice...I know better!

well being part of belfast, i'm far from surprised that Rathcoole is a dump.

[Eddie]

well being part of belfast, i'm far from surprised that Rathcoole is a dump.
I live near Larne - voted 2nd worst place in Northern Ireland to live...

[SB]

please tell me Belfast was voted first

[Eddie]

please tell me Belfast was voted first
Cant remember but it was somewhere like Craigavon or Dunganon.

[SB]

well Craigavon wasn't so bad when lived there (just outside Lurgan), but it was 10 years ago so the druggies have probably taken over

[Eddie]

Northern Ireland in general was voted 3rd worst place to live in the UK.

[Porvath]

Yeah, but that's like saying 'which of these nails is the rustiest?'

[Mow Joe]

Northern Ireland in general was voted 3rd worst place to live in the UK.

GO HULL! We're number 1!

[SB]

way to go Mojo but i think it is unfair counting a whole country as worst to live.

[Jejunum Jake]

Well, that dilutes the virgin market.

You mean it IS real?!

[AmishOpiate]

Realer than picking up chicks at Sesame Street On Ice.

[Sandie]

For years I've been attracted to this guy 3 years younger than me and 20 cm shorter than me (since he was.. 12). It will never lead to anything, we're not even that good friends really, but there's just something strange about him. Good thing I'm not desperate.

Btw I see a connection between this thread and the "I'm taking a bunch of kids to New York"-thread.. Remember your place, Dunky.. ;)

[Jessica Fletcher]

Come to think of it, I've not had a boyfriend who's been older than me. Even if it was just by a week or so they've all been younger.

[Pawn]

Once, this small 30-year-old Asian woman kidnapped me. I was drunk, she pushed me into a cab… Don’t remember much beyond that, except that I was suddenly drinking cognac with a bunch of fancy dressed old people…

[Dunky]

I live near Larne - voted 2nd worst place in Northern Ireland to live...
Larne is a golf course in Donegal. DECEIT!