Conqualot Contradictions

[endy]

That had nothing to do with my joining, hell I have been around this forum for years (on and off (mostly off)).

Hello, I am new to the forum (not to mention the Internet), and I have a few questions:

So Conqualot is both new to the internet AND been around for years.

:detective:

[Izzy]

n00b

[Diamond]

Interessant!

[Dhóchas]

No one is perfect. :o

[Mord Sith]

Is that right, CONQUALOT!?

[Izzy]

Interessant!


fantastique ma copine!

[Dhóchas]

:confused:

[endy]

To the bat computer

:batman:

[endy]

:batman:

[Izzy]

????????????????

[Roadkill]

am i the only one who hasn't seen him around here before today

[Jejunum Jake]

Yeah. What?

[Enemy Airship]

I hope it's Sadistic :)

[Jejunum Jake]

:heart:

We can but hope.

[Roadkill]

haven't seen her on AIM lately, unless she changed account.

[endy]

DoCOCKas and COCKalot

I'm so witty!

[Dunky]

Conqualot. I wish that were my nickname.

[Falcolas]

It is witty. Aah, well. Spilled milk and all that.

[Amry]

Burn her... uh, him!

[Guest #773]

I've always wondered if Sad was a dyke. She just had that type of vibe.

[Conqualot]

Well one of them is certainly true. Or not.

[Dark Mandy]

I've always wondered if Sad was a dyke. She just had that type of vibe.

Like the brave Dutch lad of legend, I'd certainly stick my finger in her.

[S.K]

Sadistic told me she had both a boyfriend and a girlfriend but she might've been lying/taking the piss.

[Dunky]

Didn't she hate the gays?

[Guest #773]

Like the brave Dutch lad of legend, I'd certainly stick my finger in her.
I'd be tempted.

One of the few hot Nazi chicks I've ever seen.

[Roadkill]

yeah, she was extremely anti-homosexual, so if she was a lesbian then...well think about it. and touch yourself while you do.

although she did have a lot of girlfriends using her computer, who always told me that "sadistic was her husband" because she didn't like people finding out she was a girl, or something. (this was on FFXI)

[AmishOpiate]

I've always wondered if Sad was a dyke. She just had that type of vibe.

I know what you mean.

[S.K]

She said that gay and bi were totally different *shrug*

[Hollywood Saleen]

"She said that gay and bi were totally different *shrug*"


OOOOH I did no such thing!

I said that for most homosexuals, their sexual preferrence(S) dictates their lifestyle.
Where as bi-sexual people are more in it for the physical act(S).


I also used the world "girlfriend' to describe ..well...friends that are girls.


@Roadkill

You were correct that I would not wish others to know the nature of my gender in FFXI. Those people are more eccentric than I!


MissTwink

[Jejunum Jake]

@_@

Sadistic!?!!?

[Ayane]

HOORAY! :heart:

[Dark Mandy]

Sadistic's been vanity searching! :p

[Turtle]

What is the stigma against vanity searches?!

I do it all the time. ALL THE TIME

Also even though Sadistic is a hate mongering crazy, It seems everyone likes her.

I for one do.

How strange

[Enemy Airship]

Well, she did post pictures of herself once...

[Jejunum Jake]

Really? Why aren't these preserved in a natural history museum somewhere?

[Amry]

I wonder if Sadistic has her own wiki page....

Wait, endy got banned?

[Evelyn]

Well, she did post pictures of herself once...

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. and she turned out to be a really really pretty lady.

PS - Erm. Endy's been banned for ages.

[Enemy Airship]

PS - Erm. Endy's been banned for ages.

Don't even dignify him with a response. He's got special needs or something.

[Amry]

Well, it's not like you mods inform me of any bannings, you know :hmph:

[Sandie]

I also used the world "girlfriend' to describe ..well...friends that are girls.
Oldest trick in the "Catch men's attention without actually lying"-book. :cool:

[Izzy]

we have one of those?!

[Roadkill]

don't pretend you can read, anyway.

[Izzy]

I can get men to read for me.

[Dunky]

What is the stigma against vanity searches?!
I do it all the time. ALL THE TIME


Duuuuude! High-five!

[Roadkill]

it'd be a bit hard for you to hear them down there

[Conqualot]

Wait what?

[endy]

Necromancy.

[Conqualot]

Necromancy.
So what, I wait a year and a month and that is the reply I get? Well **** you too.

[endy]

I vaguely remember making this thread.

[Conqualot]

Wow! You must be so amazing with your memory lasting over a year!

[Registration]

Wow! You must be so amazing with your memory lasting over a year!
Wow! You must be so amazingly into yourself to pump this thread!

[Conqualot]

Wow! You must be so amazingly into yourself to pump this thread!
I'm so desperately lonely. :(

[Dark Mandy]

Well, go and be desperately lonely somewhere else.

[Classic]

I'm so desperately lonely. :(
Get out of this thread and into my distinguished road heart.

[Registration]

Thats no way to treat a new person who is obviously overcoming the trials of loneliness! You can come be my rampant male activist any day Cumquat!

[rudra]

This thread has been pathetically revived too many times!

[HC]

And yet here you are, doing it again.

[Sartori]

Sorry for reviving this thread once more, but I have to apologize to dunky, I thought for sure he was the one that revived this obscure and pointless thread. I'm sorry.

[Feeding the Abscess]

PEE PEE POO POO.

[Registration]

And yet here you are, doing it again.
You have no desire to get along with anyone here, do you?

[HC]

You have no desire to get along with anyone here, do you?

I'm sorry that I don't feel like shamelessly kissing a moron's ass for approval.

[Registration]

No one was asking you to do that. You just seem to have to have something to say to everyone, regardless of the matter.

[endy]

why does this thread still exist?

[HC]

Because people like us insist on verbally defibrillating it.